About UnderWorld Industries Node 001 (UWI001):

[find out why you should buy my sister Jules a house if you are rich]

(me!) (me?)

Jon Van Oast aka UWI001 aka Bill the Cat aka Mumonkan aka Howlie

like if someone said "the earth WILL be destroyed in a week unless you write this CGI script"

, then yeah i'd probably put in 60 hour work week. -- steev

GeekCode:
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[2ITO][2ITO:Synergy:HyGrid]

One night (without the aid of chemical enhancement, mind you), a group of friends and I were sitting around, babbling, and attempting to find the ultimate self-description of ourselves. The rules were to choose only three words that sum up who you are. Mine, voted "most likely to frighten away potential new acquaintances", took the form of:

Neurotic, cross-dressing, mathematician.



Effluvium and Assorted Spare Parts:


Peek into my private life thru the eyes of my email. 24 hours of cybergeek --
Wow. I was a hotwired employee once. See if you can find me in the photo (hint: hands over mouth). Bonus points for mikek, freeform, and thau.
Thank our lucky stars for Taco Bell(tm)!
Personal Statement(s) for those brave enough
Why I have given up on HUMANITY ("Son of 'Personal Statements'")
Some rules I have formulated to make life a breeze (wish there were <sarcasm> and </sarcasm> tags in HTML) I left my brain at Burning Man.
My treatise on self-reference.
What is probably my "favorite" poem.
My dreams are of Palau lately
LIVE! from The Compound:
[live pic of me, sorry]
Good food; hard to find. Nosey? I am attempting to keep a weekly log of the "highlights" of my "life". ehhhyeah.

(blueprint)

pee gee pee kee (pgp key)


Click for complete --

What I am probably listening to, chances are. And, now get your own personalized lucky lottery numbers and custom horoscope made just for you according to your birthdate and on-line celestial databases! Oh, and I just don't use smiley-faces. Never have, ever. Nothing personal, just don't.

Nonetheless, I would like to say a hearty hello and thanks for the memories to...


"A carjacking on the information superhighway*." (* UG! That phrase!)


Go visit
the UWI site
(The Web's Edge)
for plenty o' fun.